need a little pick me up? pay attention: russian born, galina semyonova moved to new york back in '90, and today she's treating everyone suffering from depression thru the c-word with a rare S.C.E.N.A.R. device developed by nasa space engineers.

how does it work? long story short, galina places the device on different parts of your bod to measure how awake they are. (for example, your brain might be a little sleepy. which would of course, explain everything.) she then enters all of her measurements into a nifty little computer, which then gives instructions on where this same gadget needs to do its work. as in stimulate certain parts of your nervous system. (yes, your sex drive could use a little balancing too.)

without promising the world, it's said to help cure a lot of different diseases: digestive, cardiovascular, respiratory, reproductive, and then some. okay we can't stop raving. it also aids with eye diseases, skin conditions, burns, fractures, stress, and a general humdrum disorder. (cancer patients also discover its incredible regenerative abilities.)

interested in curing a disappointing case of D.B.S. (droopy boob syndrome)? we'd like to say it fixes that too. but sorry kiddo. you're on your own.


galina semyonova
107 west 82nd
suite 104
212.873.4224


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