boston | monthly guide.

so much to do, and so little time. wouldn't it be nice if you could get paid for being a full-time socialite? september will have you biting down on a philly role, having an aht attack and being the next lucky victim. hey, it's all in a day's work.



01. lucky victim.
nothing gets you going like brandon flowers dancing around in that fierce feather jacket he so likes to wear. be still thine heart, grammy award nominees the killers are coming to town. sing along to your favorite ballads off from hot fuss through day & age. needless to say, you'll die happy. september 4th. TD garden. 100 legends way. at causeway. 617.624.1050. www.thekillersmusic.com

02. glass act.
tired of the stuffy sip and spit routine? take a modern swig at the wine riot, hosted by the second glass. this expo wine tasting event brings together 250 wines from around the world, mini-seminar educations classes, food pairings, a live DJ, photobooth, lounge and more. call it imbibing 2.0. september 25th-26th. john joseph moakley courthouse. 1 courthouse way. at northern. www.thewineriot.com

03. yoga bear.
the phenom of yoga al fresco has hit beantown. show everyone your best downward facing dog at yoga on the esplanade. the DCR hosted event is sure to bring out the spandex wearing enthusiasts. just remember to BYOM (bring your own mat). september 7th. DCR hatch memorial shell. 617.727.1058.

04. aht attack.
get your high culture kicks all in one place at the boston arts (ahts) festival. the three-day outdoor event features work from over 60 visual and performance artists. in addition to works like the still lifes of claudia kaufman (pictured), take in numbers from the boston opera and ballet. september 11th-13th. christopher columbus waterfront park. 617.635.3911. www.bostonahtsfestival.com

05. philly role.
"dayman, champion of the sun. he's a master of karate and friendship to everyone." if you know the next line of this epic number by the cast of it's always sunny in philadelphia then you won't want to miss their live show, the nightman cometh. the gang will all be there. september 15th. house of blues. 15 landsowne street. between brookline and ipswich. 888.693.2583. www.fxnetworks.com

06. ass you like it.
because it had to happen, see where shakespeare leaves off and disco picks up with the donkey show. directed by diane paulus, this cabaret-style rendition of a midsummer night's dream blends studio 54 with scandalicious costumes and dialogue. the audience is encouraged to boogie along as the action unfolds, so get down tonight. now through october 31st. zero arrow theatre. zero arrow stree. cambridge. 617.547.8300. www.americanrepertorytheater.org